As seen on Barstool U.
Making a rap video about Indiana University basketball is like writing a symphony about the University of Miami football. Just doesn’t fit the culture if you get what I mean. However Indiana students Brice and Daniel — virginity-in-tact –still decided to make a rap video where everyone is pretty excited about the fact that their basketball team is currently 10-9 and has gone 26-55 in the last three years. Go figure. I mean there were a couple highlights:
-A few smokeshows, one of whom is the only black person in the whole video and I’m assuming the entire school.
-After singing about all of their “banners on the wall” (none of which have come in the last 23 years), at 2:20 into the song we get to the bridge. So naturally, keeping with the rich tradition of Indiana basketball, an Asian kid in a suit with a red mohawk plays the violin. Wish I could make that shit up.
I know these kids didn’t get any from the smokeshows in the video, but if it got them a handy or two from some girl in the band, then mission accomplished. Now go help your program climb out of the asshole of the Big Ten.